diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/store/uplink-catalog.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/store/uplink-catalog.ftl
index 85b1585c1f..70800e498c 100644
--- a/Resources/Locale/en-US/store/uplink-catalog.ftl
+++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/store/uplink-catalog.ftl
@@ -23,6 +23,9 @@ uplink-esword-double-desc = A much more expensive counter part to the normal ene
 uplink-hypereutactic-blade-name = Hypereutactic Blade
 uplink-hypereutactic-blade-desc = A gigantic energy sword with power that matches its looks. Requires two hands. Slow and unwieldy, yet pretty adept at reflecting. Previously made infamous by an operative wearing a joy mask. You wouldn't want to see this coming at you down the hall!
 
+uplink-hypereutatic-blade-name = Hypereutatic Blade
+uplink-hypereutatic-blade-desc = A gigantic off-brand energy sword. Requires two hands. Slow and unwieldy, can reflect decently. Often mistaken for the Hypereutactic Blade.
+
 uplink-edagger-name = Energy Dagger
 uplink-edagger-desc = A small energy blade conveniently disguised in the form of a pen.
 
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/uplink_catalog.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/uplink_catalog.yml
index 2095edabff..653a17e5f8 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/uplink_catalog.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/uplink_catalog.yml
@@ -66,6 +66,52 @@
   categories:
   - UplinkWeaponry
 
+- type: listing
+  id: UplinkHyperEutacticBlade
+  name: uplink-hypereutactic-blade-name
+  description: uplink-hypereutactic-blade-desc
+  icon: { sprite: /Textures/Objects/Weapons/Melee/hypereutactic_blade.rsi, state: icon }
+  discountCategory: veryRareDiscounts
+  discountDownTo:
+    Telecrystal: 15
+  productEntity: HyperEutacticBlade
+  cost:
+    Telecrystal: 18
+  categories:
+  - UplinkWeaponry
+  conditions:
+  - !type:BuyerWhitelistCondition
+    blacklist:
+      components:
+      - SurplusBundle
+  - !type:StoreWhitelistCondition
+    blacklist:
+      tags:
+      - NukeOpsUplink
+
+- type: listing
+  id: UplinkHyperEutaticBlade
+  name: uplink-hypereutatic-blade-name
+  description: uplink-hypereutatic-blade-desc
+  icon: { sprite: /Textures/Objects/Weapons/Melee/hypereutactic_blade.rsi, state: icon }
+  discountCategory: veryRareDiscounts
+  discountDownTo:
+    Telecrystal: 13
+  productEntity: HyperEutaticBlade
+  cost:
+    Telecrystal: 16
+  categories:
+  - UplinkWeaponry
+  conditions:
+  - !type:BuyerWhitelistCondition
+    blacklist:
+      components:
+      - SurplusBundle
+  - !type:StoreWhitelistCondition
+    whitelist:
+      tags:
+      - NukeOpsUplink
+
 - type: listing
   id: UplinkEnergyDagger
   name: uplink-edagger-name
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Melee/e_sword.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Melee/e_sword.yml
index f879e2891e..21554eba07 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Melee/e_sword.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Melee/e_sword.yml
@@ -296,11 +296,12 @@
             Slash: 12
             Heat: 12
             Structural: 15
-  - type: ItemToggleActiveSound
-    activeSound:
-      path: /Audio/Weapons/ebladehum.ogg
-      params:
-        volume: 3
+  # Disabled until the wield active sfx no longer stacks
+  #- type: ItemToggleActiveSound
+  #  activeSound:
+  #    path: /Audio/Weapons/ebladehum.ogg
+  #    params:
+  #      volume: 3
   - type: ComponentToggler
     components:
     - type: Sharp
@@ -386,6 +387,17 @@
     reflectProb: 1.0
     spread: 75
 
+# Nukie variant, reduced reflection rate.
+- type: entity
+  parent: HyperEutacticBlade
+  id: HyperEutaticBlade
+  name: hypereutatic-blade
+  description: Often mistaken for the Hypereutactic Blade. This mass produced, off-brand, knockoff gets the same job done but with less reflection.
+  components:
+  - type: Reflect
+    reflectProb: 0.75
+    spread: 75
+
 # Borgs
 - type: entity
   suffix: One-Handed, For Borgs