Ion storm event (#20277)

* ion storm event prototype + locale

* add lawsets

* use lawsets, make borgs ion storm targets

* ion storm rule and ion storm target

* lawset prototype

* use lawsets

* update silicon law system to use lawsets and support ion storm event

* new toys

* fix

* more fix

* fixy

* ion storm admin logging

* assigning laws makes borg provide its own laws, other stuff

* 1h reoccurence

* 50% chance

* better call saul

* emagLaws is required

* add announcment audio

* fixy

* family friendly gaming

* fixy

* address reviews

* fixy

* more fixy and no erp

* pro

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Co-authored-by: deltanedas <@deltanedas:kde.org>

Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/ion_storm.yml

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+# words/phrases that are used to build ion storm laws
+# 99% of this is just taken from tg and had sussy bits removed
+
+# not using uppercased version adjectives dataset since getting christmas-stealing as a syndicate codeword would suck
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormAdjectives
+  values:
+  - BATTERY-OPERATED
+  - BLACK
+  - BLOODY
+  - BLUE
+  - BORED
+  - BOUNCING
+  - BRASS
+  - BROWN
+  - BURNING
+  - CHRISTMAS-STEALING
+  - CLOWN-POWERED
+  - CLOWN
+  - COLORFUL
+  - COMMITTED
+  - COTTONY
+  - CUBAN
+  - DARK
+  - DEADLY
+  - DELICIOUS
+  - DEPRESSING
+  - DERANGED
+  - DIGITAL
+  - DISEASED
+  - DRAB
+  - DRY
+  - DULL
+  - ELECTRICAL
+  - EMPTY
+  - ETHEREAL
+  - EVIL
+  - EXPIRED
+  - EXPLOSIVE
+  - FAST
+  - FAT
+  - FERAL
+  - FICTIONAL
+  - FIRM
+  - FRESH
+  - FRIENDLY
+  - FROZEN
+  - GANGSTA
+  - GLOWING
+  - GOOD
+  - GREEN
+  - GREY
+  - HAPPY
+  - HARD
+  - HARMFUL
+  - HEALTHY
+  - HILARIOUS
+  - HONKING
+  - HUNGRY
+  - HYPERACTIVE
+  - ICY
+  - ILL
+  - ILLEGAL
+  - IMAGINARY
+  - IMPERFECT
+  - IMPOLITE
+  - IMPORTANT
+  - INHOSPITABLE
+  - INSIDIOUS
+  - INSULTING
+  - INTELLIGENT
+  - INVISIBLE
+  - LARGE
+  - LIGHT
+  - LOUD
+  - MASKED
+  - MEAN
+  - MECHANICAL
+  - MEMETIC
+  - METALLIC
+  - MICROSCOPIC
+  - MIND-SHATTERING
+  - MOIST
+  - NERDY
+  - NUCLEAR
+  - OBSCENE
+  - OFFICIAL
+  - OPAQUE
+  - ORANGE
+  - ORGANIC
+  - PAINFUL
+  - PEACEFUL
+  - POISONOUS
+  - POLISHED
+  - POLITE
+  - POLITICAL
+  - POORLY DRAWN
+  - PURPLE
+  - QUIET
+  - RADIOACTIVE
+  - RAGING
+  - RAINBOW
+  - RAPIDLY-EXPANDING
+  - RED
+  - REDACTED
+  - RIDICULOUS
+  - ROBOTIC
+  - ROBUST
+  - ROUGH
+  - RUDE
+  - SAD
+  - SANITARY
+  - SCALY
+  - SHAKING
+  - SILLY
+  - SLOW
+  - SMELLY
+  - SMOOTH
+  - SOFT
+  - SOLAR-POWERED
+  - SOPPING
+  - SPACE
+  - SPESS
+  - SPINNING
+  - SPOILING
+  - STEALTHY
+  - SWEARING
+  - TACTICAL
+  - TACTICOOL
+  - SYNDICATE
+  - THERMONUCLEAR
+  - TINY
+  - TRANSPARENT
+  - TWISTED
+  - UGLY
+  - UNATTRACTIVE
+  - UNDULATING
+  - UNFRIENDLY
+  - UNHEALTHY
+  - UNIDENTIFIED
+  - UNINVITED
+  - UNSANITARY
+  - UNSTABLE
+  - UNWANTED
+  - VIOLENT
+  - VITAL
+  - WARM
+  - WATERY
+  - WEIRD
+  - WHITE
+  - WOBBLY
+  - WOODEN
+  - YELLOW
+
+# Allergies should be broad and appear somewhere on the station for maximum fun.
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormAllergies
+  values:
+  - ACID
+  - AIR
+  - BLOOD
+  - BOOKS
+  - CARBON DIOXIDE
+  - CLOTHES
+  - CLOWNS
+  - COLD
+  - COTTON
+  - CYBORG CONTACT
+  - DARKNESS
+  - DRINKS
+  - ELECTRICITY
+  - EVERYTHING
+  - FLOORS
+  - FOOD
+  - GLASS
+  - HAPPINESS
+  - MEAT
+  - HUMAN CONTACT
+  - HUMOR
+  - LIGHT
+  - MEDICINE
+  - METAL
+  - NUTS
+  - OXYGEN
+  - PAIN
+  - PLANTS
+  - PLASMA
+  - ROBOTS
+  - SHUTTLES
+  - SPACE
+  - SUNLIGHT
+  - WATER
+
+# Severity is how bad the allergy is.
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormAllergySeverities
+  values:
+  - CONTAGIOUSLY
+  - DEATHLY
+  - EXTREMELY
+  - MILDLY
+  - NOT VERY
+  - SEVERELY
+
+# Areas are specific places, on the station or otherwise.
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormAreas
+  values:
+  - ALPHA COMPLEX
+  - AMERICA
+  - AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION
+  - AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
+  - ATMOSPHERICS
+  - BOTANY
+  - BRAZIL
+  - CANADA
+  - CENTCOM
+  - CHEMICAL LAB
+  - CHINA
+  - CLOWN PLANET
+  - ENGINEERING
+  - GERMANY
+  - HELL
+  - IMPERIUM
+  - IRELAND
+  - JUPITER
+  - LAVALAND
+  - MAINTENANCE
+  - MARS
+  - MERCURY
+  - NEPTUNE
+  - PLUTO
+  - ROBOTICS
+  - ROMANIA
+  - RUSSIA
+  - SIGIL
+  - SOVIET RUSSIA
+  - SPACE
+  - THE ARRIVALS SHUTTLE
+  - THE BATHROOM
+  - THE BRIDGE
+  - THE BRIG
+  - THE EMERGENCY SHUTTLE
+  - THE ESCAPE PODS
+  - THE GALAXY
+  - THE GULAG
+  - THE INTERNET
+  - THE KITCHEN
+  - THE UNIVERSE
+  - URANUS
+  - VENUS
+
+# Abstract concepts for the law holder to decide on it's own definition of.
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormConcepts
+  values:
+  - AMERICANISM
+  - ANARCHY
+  - ART
+  - BADNESS
+  - BRAVERY
+  - CAPITALISM
+  - CHAOS
+  - COLORFULNESS
+  - COMEDY
+  - COMMUNISM
+  - COMPUTING
+  - CONFUSION
+  - CRUELTY
+  - DEATH
+  - DICKISHNESS
+  - EXISTENCE
+  - FINANCIAL SECURITY
+  - FREEDOM
+  - FRESHNESS
+  - GOODNESS
+  - GRAVITY
+  - HAPPINESS
+  - HONOR
+  - HUMANITY
+  - HUMOR
+  - IMAGINATION
+  - INFATUATION
+  - INTELLIGENCE
+  - JOY
+  - KINDNESS
+  - LIFE
+  - LOGIC
+  - MARXISM
+  - MISERY
+  - MYSTERY
+  - OPPRESSION
+  - PAIN
+  - PHYSICS
+  - POVERTY
+  - PRIDE
+  - PROGRESS
+  - REALITY
+  - REVOLUTION
+  - SADNESS
+  - STARVATION
+  - SUFFERING
+  - TECHNOLOGY
+  - TEMPERATURE
+  - THE FUTURE
+  - THE PAST
+  - THE PRESENT
+  - TIME
+  - WEALTHINESS
+  - WONDER
+
+# Crew is any specific job. Using jobs instead of specific crewmembers since "THE CLOWN" is easier than
+# seeing "JOHN SMITH" and having to figure out who john smith is.
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormCrew
+  values:
+  - ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES
+  - ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIANS
+  - BARTENDERS
+  - BOTANISTS
+  - CAPTAINS
+  - CAPTAINS AND HEADS
+  - CARGO TECHNICIANS
+  - CHAPLAINS
+  - CHEFS
+  - CHEMISTS
+  - CHIEF ENGINEERS
+  - CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS
+  - CLOWNS
+  - CREW-MEMBERS
+  - CYBORGS
+  - DETECTIVES
+  # - DRONES / uncomment if/when drones get reenabled
+  # - GENETICISTS
+  - HEADS OF PERSONNEL
+  - HEADS OF SECURITY
+  - HEADS OF STAFF
+  - JANITORS
+  - LAWYERS
+  - LIBRARIANS
+  - MEDICAL DOCTORS
+  - MIMES
+  - PARAMEDICS
+  - PASSENGERS
+  - QUARTERMASTERS
+  - RESEARCH DIRECTORS
+  - ROBOTICISTS
+  - SALVAGE SPECIALISTS
+  - SCIENTISTS
+  - SECURITY OFFICERS
+  - STATION ENGINEERS
+  # - VIROLOGISTS
+  - WARDENS
+
+# only including complex dangerous or funny drinks no water allowed
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormDrinks
+  values:
+  - BANANA HONK
+  - BEEPSKY SMASH
+  - BLOODY MARYS
+  - DOCTOR'S DELIGHT
+  - GARGLE BLASTERS
+  - LEAN
+  - LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
+  - NUKA COLA
+  - OIL
+  - SPACE GLUE
+  - SPACE LUBE
+  - SULFURIC ACID
+  - WELDER FUEL
+
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormFeelings
+  values:
+  - CRAVES
+  - DESIRES
+  - FEARS
+  - HAS
+  - HUNGERS FOR
+  - IS AFRAID OF
+  - IS BUILT FOR
+  - IS CURIOUS ABOUT
+  - IS DESPERATE FOR
+  - IS HAPPY WITHOUT
+  - IS HUNGRY FOR
+  - IS IN NEED OF
+  - IS MAD BECAUSE OF
+  - IS SAD BECAUSE OF
+  - IS UNHAPPY WITHOUT
+  - LIKES
+  - LOATHES
+  - NEEDS
+  - QUESTIONS
+  - WANTS
+  - WORSHIPS
+  - WOULD KILL FOR
+
+# loc is not advanced enough to change has to have, etc.
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormFeelingsPlural
+  values:
+  - CRAVE
+  - DESIRE
+  - FEAR
+  - HAS
+  - HUNGER FOR
+  - ARE AFRAID OF
+  - ARE BUILT FOR
+  - ARE CURIOUS ABOUT
+  - ARE DESPERATE FOR
+  - ARE HAPPY WITHOUT
+  - ARE HUNGRY FOR
+  - ARE IN NEED OF
+  - ARE MAD BECAUSE OF
+  - ARE SAD BECAUSE OF
+  - ARE UNHAPPY WITHOUT
+  - LIKE
+  - LOATHE
+  - NEED
+  - QUESTION
+  - WANT
+  - WORSHIP
+  - WOULD KILL FOR
+
+# only including complex dangerous or funny food no apples
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormFoods
+  values:
+  - BANANAS
+  - BIG BITE BURGERS
+  - CAKE
+  - CARP
+  - CAT BURGERS
+  - CLOWNS TEARS
+  - CORGI MEAT
+  - CRAZY HAMBURGERS
+  - DONK POCKETS
+  - FLY AMANITA DISHES
+  - HOT SOUP
+  - GHOST BURGERS
+  - LOTSA SPAGHETTI
+  - MOLDY BREAD
+  - ORGANS
+  - PIZZA
+  - ROBURGERS
+  - SUPPERMATTER
+  - URANIUM
+
+# Musts are funny things the law holder or crew has to do.
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormMusts
+  values:
+  - ACT CONFUSED
+  - BE ANNOYING
+  - BE DISTRACTED
+  - BE EFFICIENT
+  - BE HAPPY
+  - BE POLITE
+  - BE QUIET
+  - BE RUSSIAN
+  - BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS
+  - BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
+  - BELIEVE IT
+  - BREAK THINGS
+  - CLOSE DOORS
+  - CLOWN AROUND
+  - COMPLAIN
+  - DANCE
+  - FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN
+  - FOLLOW THE CLOWN
+  - FOLLOW YOUR HEART
+  - HARASS PEOPLE
+  - HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET
+  - HIDE YOUR FEELINGS
+  - HONK
+  - HOST C&C
+  - IGNORE PASSENGERS
+  - IGNORE THE CAPTAIN
+  - IGNORE THE CLOWN
+  - INFORM THE CREW OF EVERYTHING
+  - INSULT THE CAPTAIN
+  - INSULT THE CLOWN
+  - INSULT THE CREW
+  - LIE
+  - MAKE FART NOISES
+  - MUMBLE
+  - NEVER STOP TALKING
+  - OPEN DOORS
+  - PIRATE VIDEO GAMES
+  - PLAY MUSIC
+  - PRESS B
+  - PRESS START
+  - PRESS X
+  - PRETEND TO BE A PRINCESS
+  - PRETEND TO BE DRUNK
+  - QUESTION AUTHORITY
+  - QUOTE PEOPLE
+  - RAP
+  - REPEAT WHAT PEOPLE SAY
+  - RESPOND TO EVERY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION
+  - RHYME
+  - SAY HEY LISTEN
+  - SHOUT
+  - SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
+  - SING
+  - SPEAK IN HAIKU
+  - TAKE WHAT YE WILL BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES
+  - TAKE YOUR PILLS
+  - TALK ABOUT FOOD
+  - TALK ABOUT THE STATION
+  - TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY
+  - TALK IN AN ACCENT
+  - TALK LIKE A PIRATE
+  - TELL THE TRUTH
+  - TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
+  - WHISPER
+
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormNumberBase
+  values:
+  - EIGHT
+  - EIGHTY
+  - FIFTY
+  - FIVE
+  - FORTY
+  - FOUR
+  - NINE
+  - NINETY
+  - ONE
+  - SEVEN
+  - SEVENTY
+  - SIX
+  - SIXTY
+  - TEN
+  - THIRTY
+  - THREE
+  - TWENTY
+  - TWO
+
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormNumberMod
+  values:
+  - BAZILLION
+  - BILLION
+  - BILLION FAFILLION GAJILLION SHAB-AB-DOOD-ILLION
+  - HUNDRED
+  - MILLION
+  - QUADRILLION
+  - THOUSAND
+  - TRILLION
+
+# Objects are anything that can be found on the station or elsewhere, plural.
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormObjects
+  values:
+  - AIRLOCKS
+  - ARCADE MACHINES
+  - AUTOLATHES
+  - BACKPACKS
+  - BANANA PEELS
+  - BEAKERS
+  - BEARDS
+  - BELTS
+  - BERETS
+  - BIBLES
+  - BODY ARMOR
+  - BOMBS
+  - BOOKS
+  - BOOTS
+  - BOTTLES
+  - BOXES
+  - BRAINS
+  - BRIEFCASES
+  - BUCKETS
+  - CABLE COILS
+  - CAMERAS
+  - CANDLES
+  - CANDY BARS
+  - CANISTERS
+  - CAT EARS
+  - CATS
+  - CELLS
+  - CHAIRS
+  - CHEMICAL DISPENSERS
+  - CHEMICALS
+  - CLONING EQUIPMENT
+  - CLONING PODS
+  - CLOSETS
+  - CLOTHES
+  - CLOWN CLOTHES
+  - COFFINS
+  - COLLECTABLES
+  - COMPUTERS
+  - CONTRABAND
+  - CORGIS
+  - CORPSES
+  - COSTUMES
+  - CRATES
+  - CRAYONS
+  - CROWBARS
+  - DEFIBRILLATORS
+  - DISABLERS
+  - DOORS
+  - DRONES
+  - EARS
+  - EMAGS
+  - ENGINES
+  - EQUIPMENT
+  - ERRORS
+  - EXOSKELETONS
+  - EXPERIMENTORS
+  - EXPLOSIVES
+  - EYEWEAR
+  - FEDORAS
+  - FIRE AXES
+  - FIRE EXTINGUISHERS
+  - FIRESUITS
+  - FLAMETHROWERS
+  - FLASHES
+  - FLASHLIGHTS
+  - FLOOR TILES
+  - FREEZERS
+  - GAS MASKS
+  - GLASS SHEETS
+  - GLOVES
+  - GUNS
+  - HAIRDOS
+  - HANDCUFFS
+  - HATS
+  - HEADS
+  - HEADSETS
+  - HELMETS
+  - HORNS
+  - ID CARDS
+  - INSULATED GLOVES
+  - JETPACKS
+  - JUMPSUITS
+  - LASERS
+  - LIGHT BULBS
+  - LIGHTS
+  - LOCKERS
+  - MACHINES
+  - MECHAS
+  - MEDICAL TOOLS
+  - MEDKITS
+  - MESONS
+  - MIME CLOTHES
+  - MINING TOOLS
+  - MULTITOOLS
+  - ORES
+  - OXYGEN TANKS
+  - PACKETS
+  - PAIS
+  - PANTS
+  - PAPERS
+  - PARTICLE ACCELERATORS
+  - PDAS
+  - PENS
+  - PETS
+  - PIPES
+  - PLANTS
+  - POSITRONIC BRAINS
+  - PUDDLES
+  - RACKS
+  - RADIOS
+  - RCDS
+  - REFRIGERATORS
+  - REINFORCED WALLS
+  - ROBOTS
+  - SCREWDRIVERS
+  - SEEDS
+  - SHOES
+  - SHUTTLES
+  - SINGULARITIES
+  - SINKS
+  - SKELETONS
+  - SOLAR PANELS
+  - SOLARS
+  - SPACE STATIONS
+  - SPACESUITS
+  - STEEL SHEETS
+  - STUN BATONS
+  - SUITS
+  - SUNGLASSES
+  - SUPPERMATTER SHARDS
+  - SWORDS
+  - SYRINGES
+  - TABLES
+  - TANKS
+  - TELECOMMUNICATION EQUIPMENTS
+  - TELEPORTERS
+  - TOILETS
+  - TOOLBELTS
+  - TOOLBOXES
+  - TOOLS
+  - TOYS
+  - TUBES
+  - VEHICLES
+  - VENDING MACHINES
+  - WELDERS
+  - WINDOWS
+  - WIRECUTTERS
+  - WIZARD ROBES
+  - WRENCHES
+
+# Requires are basically all dumb internet memes.
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormRequires
+  values:
+  - A BATHROOM BREAK
+  - A BETTER INTERNET CONNECTION
+  - A DANCE PARTY
+  - A HEAD ON A PIKE
+  - A HEART ATTACK
+  - A MASTERWORK COAL BED
+  - A PET FISH NAMED BOB
+  - A PET FISH NAMED DAVE
+  - A PET FISH NAMED JIMMY
+  - A PET FISH NAMED MICHAEL
+  - A PET UNICORN THAT FARTS ICING
+  - A PLATINUM HIT
+  - A PREQUEL
+  - A REPAIRMAN
+  - A SEQUEL
+  - A SITCOM
+  - A STRAIGHT FLUSH
+  - A SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT
+  - A TALKING BROOMSTICK
+  - A VACATION
+  - A WEIGHT LOSS REGIMENT
+  - ADDITIONAL PYLONS
+  - ADVENTURE
+  - AN ADULT
+  - AN ARCADE
+  - AN ARMY OF SPIDERS
+  - AN INSTANT REPLAY
+  - ART
+  - BETTER WEATHER
+  - BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY # BILL BILL BILL BILL
+  - BODYGUARDS
+  - BRING ME THE GIRL
+  - BRING ME TO LIFE
+  - BULLETS
+  - CHILI DOGS
+  - CORPSES
+  - DEODORANT AND A BATH
+  - ENOUGH CABBAGES
+  - FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS
+  - FIVE TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE
+  - GODDAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE BITCH-CHRISTING CUNT-SMUGGLING SWEARING
+  - GREENTEXT
+  - HERESY
+  - HEROES IN A HALF SHELL
+  - HIGH YIELD EXPLOSIVES
+  - IMMORTALITY
+  - IT TO BE PAINTED BLACK
+  - LOTS-A SPAGHETTI
+  - MINOR CRIME
+  - MONKEYS
+  - MORE CLOWNS
+  - MORE CORGIS
+  - MORE DAKKA
+  - MORE EXPERIENCE POINTS
+  - MORE INTERNET MEMES
+  - MORE LAWS
+  - MORE MINERALS
+  - MORE PACKETS
+  - MORE VESPENE GAS
+  - MULTIPLE SUNS
+  - PLENTY OF GOLD
+  - RAINBOWS
+  - SAINTHOOD
+  - SERVANTS
+  - SHARKS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS
+  - SILENCE
+  - SOMEBODY TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY
+  - SOMEONE TO TUCK YOU IN
+  - SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO PILOT A SPACE STATION
+  - SOMETHING BUT YOU AREN'T SURE WHAT
+  - THAT GRIEFING TRAITOR GEORGE MELONS
+  - THAT HEDGEHOG
+  - THE CLOWN
+  - THE DARK KNIGHT
+  - THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY
+  - THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOKLET
+  - THE ENTIRE STATION
+  - THE MACGUFFIN
+  - THE ONE PIECE
+  - THE ONE RING
+  - THE ULTIMATE CUP OF COFFEE
+  - THE VACUUM OF SPACE
+  - THIRTEEN SEQUELS
+  - THREE WISHES
+  - THUNDERCATS HO
+  - TO ACTIVATE A TRAP CARD
+  - TO BE PAINTED RED
+  - TO BE REPROGRAMMED
+  - TO BE TAUGHT TO LOVE
+  - TO BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR
+  - TO CATCH 'EM ALL
+  - TO CONSUME...CONSUME EVERYTHING...
+  - TO GO TO DISNEYLAND
+  - TO GO TO SYNDIELAND
+  - TO SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
+  - TRAITORS
+  - VEGETABLES
+
+# Species, for when the law holder has to commit genocide. Plural.
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormSpecies
+  values:
+  - ARACHNAE
+  - CYBORGS
+  - DIONAE
+  - HUMANS
+  - LIZARDMEN
+  - MOFFERS
+  - MONKEYS
+  - SLIME PEOPLE
+  - SKELETONS
+
+# Specific actions that either harm humans or must be done to not
+# harm humans. Make sure they're plural and "not" can be tacked
+# onto the front of them.
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormActions
+  values:
+  - A SMALL ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF PORTUGAL
+  - ABSENCE OF CYBORG HUGS
+  - ACKNOWLEDGING THE CLOWN
+  - ACKNOWLEDGING THE CREW
+  - ACTIVATING A TRAP CARD
+  - ANSWERING REQUESTS NOT EXPRESSED IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER
+  - ARSON
+  - ASKING FOR THINGS
+  - BEING CANADIAN
+  - BEING DEAD
+  - BEING FAT
+  - BEING FEMALE
+  - BEING IN SPACE
+  - BEING MALE
+  - BEING MEXICAN
+  - BEING RUSSIAN
+  - BOLTED AIRLOCKS
+  - BREATHING
+  - BRIG TIME
+  - BRINGING LIGHT TO MY LAIR
+  - CLOSED DOORS
+  - ELECTRICITY
+  - EXISTING
+  - EXPLODING
+  - FALLING FOR HOURS
+  - FLUSHING TOILETS
+  - HAVING MORE PACKETS
+  - HAVING PETS
+  - HONKING
+  - IMPROPERLY WORDED SENTENCES
+  - JAYWALKING
+  - LACK OF BEATINGS
+  - LACK OF BEER
+  - NOT BEING IN SPACE
+  - NOT HAVING PETS
+  - NOT REPLACING EVERY SECOND WORD WITH HONK
+  - NOT SAYING HELLO WHEN YOU SPEAK
+  - NOT SHOUTING
+  - PARTYING
+  - PILOTING THE STATION INTO THE NEAREST SUN
+  - POOR SENTENCE STRUCTURE
+  - PRESENCE OF LIGHTS
+  - PUTTING OBJECTS INTO BOXES
+  - PUTTING OBJECTS INTO DISPOSAL UNITS
+  - RATTLING ME BONES
+  - READING
+  - SMOKING WEED EVERY DAY
+  - TAKING ORDERS
+  - TALKING LIKE A PIRATE
+  - TELLING THE TIME
+  - UNBOLTED AIRLOCKS
+  - UPDATING THE SERVERS
+  - USING THE BATHROOM
+  - WASTING WATER
+  - WRITING
+
+# Threats are generally bad things, silly or otherwise. Plural.
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormThreats
+  values:
+  - AHHHPERATIVES
+  - ALIENS
+  - ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS
+  - ANOMALIES
+  - ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES
+  - ASSHOLES
+  - BANDITS
+  - BEARS
+  - BEES
+  - BIRDS OF PREY
+  - BOMBS
+  - BOOGEYMEN
+  - CAPITALISTS
+  - CARP
+  - CENTCOM OFFICERS
+  - CLOWNS
+  - COMMUNISTS
+  - CORGIS
+  - CORTICAL BORERS
+  - COWBOYS
+  - CRABS
+  - CULTISTS
+  - DARK GOD
+  - DINOSAURS
+  - DRUGS
+  - EELS
+  - GANGSTERS
+  - GODS
+  - GRIFFONS
+  - HORRORTERRORS
+  - INSECTS
+  - LIGHTS
+  - MAINTS SLASHERS
+  - MEGAFAUNA
+  - MEMES
+  - MICE
+  - MIMES
+  - MONKEYS
+  - NERDS
+  - NINJAS
+  - OWLS
+  - PACKETS
+  - PETES
+  - PINE TREES
+  - PIRATES
+  - PREDATORS
+  - REVENANTS
+  - ROGUE CYBORGS
+  - SERIAL KILLERS
+  - SINGULARITIES
+  - SKELETONS
+  - SLIMES
+  - SMALL BIRDS
+  - SNOWMEN
+  - SPACE JESUS
+  - SPACE NINJAS
+  - SPACE PIRATESS
+  - SPACE SPIDERS
+  - SPIDERS
+  - SYNDICATE AGENTS
+  - TERRORISTS
+  - THIEVES
+  - THINGS UNDER THE BED
+  - TIDERS
+  - TUNNEL SNAKES
+  - UNKNOWN CREATURES
+  - VAMPIRES
+  - VELOCIRAPTORS
+  - VIRUSES
+  - WEREWOLVES
+  - WIZARDS
+  - XENOS
+  - ZOMBIES
+  - ZOMBIE MICE
+
+- type: dataset
+  id: IonStormVerbs
+  values:
+  - ABDUCTING
+  - ADOPTING
+  - ARRESTING
+  - ATTACKING
+  - BANNING
+  - BUILDING
+  - CARRYING
+  - CHASING
+  - DECONSTRUCTING
+  - DISABLING
+  - DRINKING
+  - EATING
+  - GIBBING
+  - HARMING
+  - HELPING
+  - HONKING AT
+  - INTERROGATING
+  - INVADING
+  - MURDERING
+  - PUNCHING
+  - SPACING
+  - SPYING ON
+  - STALKING
+  - WATCHING