Localize news dataset (#35774)

* Localize news dataset

* Remove the `"`
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- type: dataset
id: news
- type: localizedDataset
id: News
values:
- "Tree stuck in tajaran; firefighters baffled."
- "Armadillos want aardvarks removed from dictionary claims 'here first'."
- "Angel found dancing on pinhead ordered to stop; cited for public nuisance."
- "Letters claim they are better than number; 'Always have been'."
- "Pens proclaim pencils obsolete, 'lead is dead'."
- "Rock and paper sues scissors for discrimination."
- "Steak tell-all book reveals he never liked sitting by potato."
- "Woodchuck stops counting how many times hes chucked 'Never again'."
# - "{{AFFECTED}} clerk first person able to pronounce '@*$%!'."
# - "{{AFFECTED}} delis serving boiled paperback dictionaries, 'Adjectives chewy' customers declare."
# - "{{AFFECTED}} weather deemed 'boring'; meteors and rad storms to be imported."
# - "Most {{AFFECTED}} security officers prefer cream over sugar."
# - "Palindrome speakers conference in {{AFFECTED}}; 'Wow!' says Otto."
# - "Question mark worshipped as deity by ancient {{AFFECTED}} dwellers."
# - "Spilled milk causes whole {{AFFECTED}} populace to cry."
# - "World largest carp patty at display on {{AFFECTED}}."
- "'Here kitty kitty' no longer preferred tajaran retrieval technique."
- "Man travels 7000 light years to retrieve lost hankie, 'It was my favourite'."
- "New bowling lane that shoots mini-meteors at bowlers very popular."
# - "Guy gets tattoo of Tau Ceti on chest '[pick("CentCom","star","starship","asteroid")] tickles most'."
- "Skrell marries computer; wedding attended by 100 modems."
- "Chef reports successfully using harmonica as cheese grater."
- "Nanotrasen invents handkerchief that says 'Bless you' after sneeze."
- "Clone accused of posing for other cloness school photo."
- "Clone accused of stealing other cloness employee of the month award."
- "Woman robs station with hair dryer; crewmen love new style."
- "This space for rent."
# - "{{AFFECTED}} Baker Wins Pickled Crumpet Toss Three Years Running"
- "Skrell Scientist Discovers Abacus Can Be Used To Dry Towels"
- "Survey: 'Cheese Louise' Voted Best Pizza Restaurant In Tau Ceti"
# - "I Was Framed, jokes {{AFFECTED}} artist"
# - "Mysterious Loud Rumbling Noises In {{AFFECTED}} Found To Be Mysterious Loud Rumblings"
# - "Alien ambassador becomes lost on {{AFFECTED}}, refuses to ask for directions"
- "Swamp Gas Verified To Be Exhalations Of Stars--Movie Stars--Long Passed"
- "Tainted Broccoli Weapon Of Choice For Syndicate Assassins"
- "Chefs Find Broccoli Effective Tool For Cutting Cheese"
- "Broccoli Found To Cause Grumpiness In Monkeys"
# - "Survey: 80% Of People on {{AFFECTED}} Love Clog-Dancing"
- "Giant Hairball Has Perfect Grammar But Rolls rr's Too Much, Linguists Say"
# - "{{AFFECTED}} Phonebooks Print All Wrong Numbers; Results In 15 New Marriages"
# - "Tajaran Burglar Spotted on {{AFFECTED}}, Mistaken For Dalmatian"
- "Gibson Gazette Updates Frequently Absurd, Poll Indicates"
# - "Esoteric Verbosity Culminates In Communicative Ennui, {{AFFECTED}} Academics Note"
- "Taj Demand Longer Breaks, Cleaner Litter, Slower Mice"
- "Survey: 3 Out Of 5 Skrell Loathe Modern Art"
- "Skrell Scientist Discovers Gravity While Falling Down Stairs"
# - "Boy Saves Tajaran From Tree on {{AFFECTED}}, Thousands Cheer"
# - "Shipment Of Apples Overturns, {{AFFECTED}} Diner Offers Applesauce Special"
# - "Spotted Owl Spotted on {{AFFECTED}}"
- "Humans Everywhere Agree: Purring Tajarans Are Happy Tajarans"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: One Word In This Gazette Is Sdrawkcab"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It's Hard To Have Too Much Shelf Space"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Wine And Friendships Get Better With Age"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: The Insides Of Golf Balls Are Mostly Rubber Bands"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: You Don't Have To Fool All The People, Just The Right Ones"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: If You Made The Mess, You Clean It Up"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It Is Easier To Get Forgiveness Than Permission"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Check Your Facts Before Making A Fool Of Yourself"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: You Can't Outwait A Bureaucracy"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It's Better To Yield Right Of Way Than To Demand It"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: A Person Who Likes Cats Can't Be All Bad"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Help Is The Sunny Side Of Control"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Two Points Determine A Straight Line"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Reading Improves The Mind And Lifts The Spirit"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Better To Aim High And Miss Then To Aim Low And Hit"
- "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Meteors Often Strike The Same Place More Than Once"
- "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Look Both Ways Before Boarding The Shuttle"
- "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Hold On; Sudden Stops Sometimes Necessary"
- "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Keep Fingers Away From Moving Panels"
- "Tommy B. Saif Sez: No Left Turn, Except Shuttles"
- "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Return Seats And Trays To Their Proper Upright Position"
- "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Eating And Drinking In Docking Bays Is Prohibited"
- "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Accept No Substitutes, And Don't Be Fooled By Imitations"
- "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Do Not Remove This Tag Under Penalty Of Law"
- "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Always Mix Thoroughly When So Instructed"
- "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Try To Keep Six Month's Expenses In Reserve"
- "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Change Not Given Without Purchase"
- "Tommy B. Saif Sez: If You Break It, You Buy It"
- "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Reservations Must Be Cancelled 48 Hours Prior To Event To Obtain Refund"
- "Doughnuts: Is There Anything They Can't Do"
- "If Tin Whistles Are Made Of Tin, What Do They Make Foghorns Out Of?"
- "Broccoli discovered to be colonies of tiny aliens with murder on their minds"
prefix: news-dataset-
count: 62