diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/datasets/news.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/datasets/news.ftl new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1877250fea --- /dev/null +++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/datasets/news.ftl @@ -0,0 +1,84 @@ +news-dataset-1 = Tree stuck in tajaran; firefighters baffled. +news-dataset-2 = Armadillos want aardvarks removed from dictionary claims 'here first'. +news-dataset-3 = Angel found dancing on pinhead ordered to stop; cited for public nuisance. +news-dataset-4 = Letters claim they are better than number; 'Always have been'. +news-dataset-5 = Pens proclaim pencils obsolete, 'lead is dead'. +news-dataset-6 = Rock and paper sues scissors for discrimination. +news-dataset-7 = Steak tell-all book reveals he never liked sitting by potato. +news-dataset-8 = Woodchuck stops counting how many times he’s chucked 'Never again'. +news-dataset-9 = 'Here kitty kitty' no longer preferred tajaran retrieval technique. +news-dataset-10 = Man travels 7000 light years to retrieve lost hankie, 'It was my favourite'. +news-dataset-11 = New bowling lane that shoots mini-meteors at bowlers very popular. +news-dataset-12 = Skrell marries computer; wedding attended by 100 modems. +news-dataset-13 = Chef reports successfully using harmonica as cheese grater. +news-dataset-14 = Nanotrasen invents handkerchief that says 'Bless you' after sneeze. +news-dataset-15 = Clone accused of posing for other clones’s school photo. +news-dataset-16 = Clone accused of stealing other clones’s employee of the month award. +news-dataset-17 = Woman robs station with hair dryer; crewmen love new style. +news-dataset-18 = This space for rent. +news-dataset-19 = Skrell Scientist Discovers Abacus Can Be Used To Dry Towels +news-dataset-20 = Survey: 'Cheese Louise' Voted Best Pizza Restaurant In Tau Ceti +news-dataset-21 = Swamp Gas Verified To Be Exhalations Of Stars--Movie Stars--Long Passed +news-dataset-22 = Tainted Broccoli Weapon Of Choice For Syndicate Assassins +news-dataset-23 = Chefs Find Broccoli Effective Tool For Cutting Cheese +news-dataset-24 = Broccoli Found To Cause Grumpiness In Monkeys +news-dataset-25 = Giant Hairball Has Perfect Grammar But Rolls rr's Too Much, Linguists Say +news-dataset-26 = Gibson Gazette Updates Frequently Absurd, Poll Indicates +news-dataset-27 = Taj Demand Longer Breaks, Cleaner Litter, Slower Mice +news-dataset-28 = Survey: 3 Out Of 5 Skrell Loathe Modern Art +news-dataset-29 = Skrell Scientist Discovers Gravity While Falling Down Stairs +news-dataset-30 = Humans Everywhere Agree: Purring Tajarans Are Happy Tajarans +news-dataset-31 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: One Word In This Gazette Is Sdrawkcab +news-dataset-32 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It's Hard To Have Too Much Shelf Space +news-dataset-33 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Wine And Friendships Get Better With Age +news-dataset-34 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: The Insides Of Golf Balls Are Mostly Rubber Bands +news-dataset-35 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: You Don't Have To Fool All The People, Just The Right Ones +news-dataset-36 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: If You Made The Mess, You Clean It Up +news-dataset-37 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It Is Easier To Get Forgiveness Than Permission +news-dataset-38 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Check Your Facts Before Making A Fool Of Yourself +news-dataset-39 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: You Can't Outwait A Bureaucracy +news-dataset-40 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It's Better To Yield Right Of Way Than To Demand It +news-dataset-41 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: A Person Who Likes Cats Can't Be All Bad +news-dataset-42 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Help Is The Sunny Side Of Control +news-dataset-43 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Two Points Determine A Straight Line +news-dataset-44 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Reading Improves The Mind And Lifts The Spirit +news-dataset-45 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Better To Aim High And Miss Then To Aim Low And Hit +news-dataset-46 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Meteors Often Strike The Same Place More Than Once +news-dataset-47 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Look Both Ways Before Boarding The Shuttle +news-dataset-48 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Hold On; Sudden Stops Sometimes Necessary +news-dataset-49 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Keep Fingers Away From Moving Panels +news-dataset-50 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: No Left Turn, Except Shuttles +news-dataset-51 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Return Seats And Trays To Their Proper Upright Position +news-dataset-52 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Eating And Drinking In Docking Bays Is Prohibited +news-dataset-53 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Accept No Substitutes, And Don't Be Fooled By Imitations +news-dataset-54 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Do Not Remove This Tag Under Penalty Of Law +news-dataset-55 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Always Mix Thoroughly When So Instructed +news-dataset-56 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Try To Keep Six Month's Expenses In Reserve +news-dataset-57 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Change Not Given Without Purchase +news-dataset-58 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: If You Break It, You Buy It +news-dataset-59 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Reservations Must Be Cancelled 48 Hours Prior To Event To Obtain Refund +news-dataset-60 = Doughnuts: Is There Anything They Can't Do +news-dataset-61 = If Tin Whistles Are Made Of Tin, What Do They Make Foghorns Out Of? +news-dataset-62 = Broccoli discovered to be colonies of tiny aliens with murder on their minds + +## Commented +# {{AFFECTED}} clerk first person able to pronounce '@*$%!'. +# {{AFFECTED}} delis serving boiled paperback dictionaries, 'Adjectives chewy' customers declare. +# {{AFFECTED}} weather deemed 'boring'; meteors and rad storms to be imported. +# Most {{AFFECTED}} security officers prefer cream over sugar. +# Palindrome speakers conference in {{AFFECTED}}; 'Wow!' says Otto. +# Question mark worshipped as deity by ancient {{AFFECTED}} dwellers. +# Spilled milk causes whole {{AFFECTED}} populace to cry. +# World largest carp patty at display on {{AFFECTED}}. +# Guy gets tattoo of Tau Ceti on chest '[pick(CentCom,star,starship,asteroid)] tickles most'. +# {{AFFECTED}} Baker Wins Pickled Crumpet Toss Three Years Running +# I Was Framed, jokes {{AFFECTED}} artist +# Mysterious Loud Rumbling Noises In {{AFFECTED}} Found To Be Mysterious Loud Rumblings +# Alien ambassador becomes lost on {{AFFECTED}}, refuses to ask for directions +# Survey: 80% Of People on {{AFFECTED}} Love Clog-Dancing +# {{AFFECTED}} Phonebooks Print All Wrong Numbers; Results In 15 New Marriages +# Tajaran Burglar Spotted on {{AFFECTED}}, Mistaken For Dalmatian +# Esoteric Verbosity Culminates In Communicative Ennui, {{AFFECTED}} Academics Note +# Boy Saves Tajaran From Tree on {{AFFECTED}}, Thousands Cheer +# Shipment Of Apples Overturns, {{AFFECTED}} Diner Offers Applesauce Special +# Spotted Owl Spotted on {{AFFECTED}} diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/news.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/news.yml index f0d232667e..a1fdb55c2f 100644 --- a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/news.yml +++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/news.yml @@ -1,85 +1,5 @@ -- type: dataset - id: news +- type: localizedDataset + id: News values: - - "Tree stuck in tajaran; firefighters baffled." - - "Armadillos want aardvarks removed from dictionary claims 'here first'." - - "Angel found dancing on pinhead ordered to stop; cited for public nuisance." - - "Letters claim they are better than number; 'Always have been'." - - "Pens proclaim pencils obsolete, 'lead is dead'." - - "Rock and paper sues scissors for discrimination." - - "Steak tell-all book reveals he never liked sitting by potato." - - "Woodchuck stops counting how many times he’s chucked 'Never again'." -# - "{{AFFECTED}} clerk first person able to pronounce '@*$%!'." -# - "{{AFFECTED}} delis serving boiled paperback dictionaries, 'Adjectives chewy' customers declare." -# - "{{AFFECTED}} weather deemed 'boring'; meteors and rad storms to be imported." -# - "Most {{AFFECTED}} security officers prefer cream over sugar." -# - "Palindrome speakers conference in {{AFFECTED}}; 'Wow!' says Otto." -# - "Question mark worshipped as deity by ancient {{AFFECTED}} dwellers." -# - "Spilled milk causes whole {{AFFECTED}} populace to cry." -# - "World largest carp patty at display on {{AFFECTED}}." - - "'Here kitty kitty' no longer preferred tajaran retrieval technique." - - "Man travels 7000 light years to retrieve lost hankie, 'It was my favourite'." - - "New bowling lane that shoots mini-meteors at bowlers very popular." -# - "Guy gets tattoo of Tau Ceti on chest '[pick("CentCom","star","starship","asteroid")] tickles most'." - - "Skrell marries computer; wedding attended by 100 modems." - - "Chef reports successfully using harmonica as cheese grater." - - "Nanotrasen invents handkerchief that says 'Bless you' after sneeze." - - "Clone accused of posing for other clones’s school photo." - - "Clone accused of stealing other clones’s employee of the month award." - - "Woman robs station with hair dryer; crewmen love new style." - - "This space for rent." -# - "{{AFFECTED}} Baker Wins Pickled Crumpet Toss Three Years Running" - - "Skrell Scientist Discovers Abacus Can Be Used To Dry Towels" - - "Survey: 'Cheese Louise' Voted Best Pizza Restaurant In Tau Ceti" -# - "I Was Framed, jokes {{AFFECTED}} artist" -# - "Mysterious Loud Rumbling Noises In {{AFFECTED}} Found To Be Mysterious Loud Rumblings" -# - "Alien ambassador becomes lost on {{AFFECTED}}, refuses to ask for directions" - - "Swamp Gas Verified To Be Exhalations Of Stars--Movie Stars--Long Passed" - - "Tainted Broccoli Weapon Of Choice For Syndicate Assassins" - - "Chefs Find Broccoli Effective Tool For Cutting Cheese" - - "Broccoli Found To Cause Grumpiness In Monkeys" -# - "Survey: 80% Of People on {{AFFECTED}} Love Clog-Dancing" - - "Giant Hairball Has Perfect Grammar But Rolls rr's Too Much, Linguists Say" -# - "{{AFFECTED}} Phonebooks Print All Wrong Numbers; Results In 15 New Marriages" -# - "Tajaran Burglar Spotted on {{AFFECTED}}, Mistaken For Dalmatian" - - "Gibson Gazette Updates Frequently Absurd, Poll Indicates" -# - "Esoteric Verbosity Culminates In Communicative Ennui, {{AFFECTED}} Academics Note" - - "Taj Demand Longer Breaks, Cleaner Litter, Slower Mice" - - "Survey: 3 Out Of 5 Skrell Loathe Modern Art" - - "Skrell Scientist Discovers Gravity While Falling Down Stairs" -# - "Boy Saves Tajaran From Tree on {{AFFECTED}}, Thousands Cheer" -# - "Shipment Of Apples Overturns, {{AFFECTED}} Diner Offers Applesauce Special" -# - "Spotted Owl Spotted on {{AFFECTED}}" - - "Humans Everywhere Agree: Purring Tajarans Are Happy Tajarans" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: One Word In This Gazette Is Sdrawkcab" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It's Hard To Have Too Much Shelf Space" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Wine And Friendships Get Better With Age" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: The Insides Of Golf Balls Are Mostly Rubber Bands" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: You Don't Have To Fool All The People, Just The Right Ones" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: If You Made The Mess, You Clean It Up" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It Is Easier To Get Forgiveness Than Permission" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Check Your Facts Before Making A Fool Of Yourself" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: You Can't Outwait A Bureaucracy" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It's Better To Yield Right Of Way Than To Demand It" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: A Person Who Likes Cats Can't Be All Bad" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Help Is The Sunny Side Of Control" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Two Points Determine A Straight Line" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Reading Improves The Mind And Lifts The Spirit" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Better To Aim High And Miss Then To Aim Low And Hit" - - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Meteors Often Strike The Same Place More Than Once" - - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Look Both Ways Before Boarding The Shuttle" - - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Hold On; Sudden Stops Sometimes Necessary" - - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Keep Fingers Away From Moving Panels" - - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: No Left Turn, Except Shuttles" - - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Return Seats And Trays To Their Proper Upright Position" - - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Eating And Drinking In Docking Bays Is Prohibited" - - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Accept No Substitutes, And Don't Be Fooled By Imitations" - - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Do Not Remove This Tag Under Penalty Of Law" - - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Always Mix Thoroughly When So Instructed" - - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Try To Keep Six Month's Expenses In Reserve" - - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Change Not Given Without Purchase" - - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: If You Break It, You Buy It" - - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Reservations Must Be Cancelled 48 Hours Prior To Event To Obtain Refund" - - "Doughnuts: Is There Anything They Can't Do" - - "If Tin Whistles Are Made Of Tin, What Do They Make Foghorns Out Of?" - - "Broccoli discovered to be colonies of tiny aliens with murder on their minds" + prefix: news-dataset- + count: 62