diff --git a/Content.Client/UserInterface/CreditsWindow.cs b/Content.Client/UserInterface/CreditsWindow.cs
index 215afc3938..86e30a18a1 100644
--- a/Content.Client/UserInterface/CreditsWindow.cs
+++ b/Content.Client/UserInterface/CreditsWindow.cs
@@ -3,11 +3,13 @@ using System.Collections.Generic;
 using System.IO;
 using System.Linq;
 using Content.Client.UserInterface.Stylesheets;
+using Content.Shared;
 using Robust.Client.Credits;
 using Robust.Client.Interfaces.ResourceManagement;
 using Robust.Client.UserInterface;
 using Robust.Client.UserInterface.Controls;
 using Robust.Client.UserInterface.CustomControls;
+using Robust.Shared.Interfaces.Configuration;
 using Robust.Shared.IoC;
 using Robust.Shared.Localization;
 using Robust.Shared.Maths;
@@ -19,6 +21,7 @@ namespace Content.Client.UserInterface
     public sealed class CreditsWindow : SS14Window
     {
         [Dependency] private readonly IResourceCache _resourceManager = default!;
+        [Dependency] private readonly IConfigurationManager _cfg = default!;
 
         private static readonly Dictionary<string, int> PatronTierPriority = new()
         {
@@ -84,12 +87,20 @@ namespace Content.Client.UserInterface
             margin.AddChild(vBox);
             var patrons = LoadPatrons();
 
-            Button patronButton;
-            vBox.AddChild(patronButton = new Button
+            // Do not show "become a patron" button on Steam builds
+            // since Patreon violates Valve's rules about alternative storefronts.
+            if (!_cfg.GetCVar(CCVars.BrandingSteam))
             {
-                Text = "Become a Patron",
-                SizeFlagsHorizontal = SizeFlags.ShrinkCenter
-            });
+                Button patronButton;
+                vBox.AddChild(patronButton = new Button
+                {
+                    Text = "Become a Patron",
+                    SizeFlagsHorizontal = SizeFlags.ShrinkCenter
+                });
+
+                patronButton.OnPressed +=
+                    _ => IoCManager.Resolve<IUriOpener>().OpenUri(UILinks.Patreon);
+            }
 
             var first = true;
             foreach (var tier in patrons.GroupBy(p => p.Tier).OrderBy(p => PatronTierPriority[p.Key]))
@@ -111,15 +122,13 @@ namespace Content.Client.UserInterface
             }
 
 
-            patronButton.OnPressed +=
-                _ => IoCManager.Resolve<IUriOpener>().OpenUri(UILinks.Patreon);
 
             patronsList.AddChild(margin);
         }
 
         private IEnumerable<PatronEntry> LoadPatrons()
         {
-            var yamlStream = _resourceManager.ContentFileReadYaml(new ResourcePath("/Credits/Patrons.json"));
+            var yamlStream = _resourceManager.ContentFileReadYaml(new ResourcePath("/Credits/Patrons.yml"));
             var sequence = (YamlSequenceNode) yamlStream.Documents[0].RootNode;
 
             return sequence
diff --git a/Content.Shared/CCVars.cs b/Content.Shared/CCVars.cs
index dfd91e0b3b..65a5ab08b9 100644
--- a/Content.Shared/CCVars.cs
+++ b/Content.Shared/CCVars.cs
@@ -150,5 +150,12 @@ namespace Content.Shared
 
         public static readonly CVarDef<bool> AdminAnnounceLogout =
             CVarDef.Create("admin.announce_logout", true, CVar.SERVERONLY);
+
+
+        /*
+         * Branding stuff
+         */
+
+        public static readonly CVarDef<bool> BrandingSteam = CVarDef.Create("branding.steam", false, CVar.CLIENTONLY);
     }
 }
diff --git a/Resources/Credits/Patrons.json b/Resources/Credits/Patrons.json
deleted file mode 100644
index 0b65614938..0000000000
--- a/Resources/Credits/Patrons.json
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-[{"Name":"rfuture","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Durp","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Joshington Awesomahee","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Diklyquill","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Eric VW","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"tdalrymple","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Evan Armstrong","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Citizen Battle","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Jan Doodt","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Christopher Marmentini","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"Curtis Pearson","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"Mono","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Shootmister","Tier":"Syndicate Agent"},{"Name":"MonkeePawl","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"tyler","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Star Lord","Tier":"Syndicate Agent"},{"Name":"Ethan Keller","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"creadth","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"Robert Reed","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"DramaBuns","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Bush Boy","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"Quonn","Tier":"Syndicate Agent"},{"Name":"KrystalDisc","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Darren Brady","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Zandario","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"Lucas Welsh","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Nico Thate","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Anthony Fleck","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"vifs","Tier":"Syndicate Agent"},{"Name":"Bobberunio","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Zadenae","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"arthropods","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Nicholas Perry","Tier":"Syndicate Agent"},{"Name":"Mathieu Déom","Tier":"Syndicate Agent"},{"Name":"merklaw","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Crocs Enthusiast .","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"NetGlitch","Tier":"Syndicate Agent"},{"Name":"ThatGuyGW","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"MetalClone","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"dean","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"Ninja","Tier":"Syndicate Agent"},{"Name":"Await Future","Tier":"Syndicate Agent"},{"Name":"Kyle Hipke","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"Daniel Thompson","Tier":"Revolutionary"},{"Name":"Acvisy","Tier":"Nuclear Operative"},{"Name":"Tomeno","Tier":"Revolutionary"}]
diff --git a/Resources/Credits/Patrons.yml b/Resources/Credits/Patrons.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..48d17def8d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Resources/Credits/Patrons.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,81 @@
+- Name: Jigglypuff
+  Tier: Syndicate Agent
+- Name: Altana
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: showgun117
+  Tier: Syndicate Agent
+- Name: Wolfiten
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Durp
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Joshington Awesomahee
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Diklyquill
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Eric VW
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Evan Armstrong
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Jan Doodt
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Christopher Marmentini
+  Tier: Nuclear Operative
+- Name: Mono
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Shootmister
+  Tier: Syndicate Agent
+- Name: MonkeePawl
+  Tier: Nuclear Operative
+- Name: Star Lord
+  Tier: Syndicate Agent
+- Name: Ethan Keller
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: creadth
+  Tier: Nuclear Operative
+- Name: Robert Reed
+  Tier: Nuclear Operative
+- Name: DramaBuns
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: KrystalDisc
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Darren Brady
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Zandario
+  Tier: Nuclear Operative
+- Name: Nico Thate
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Anthony Fleck
+  Tier: Nuclear Operative
+- Name: vifs
+  Tier: Syndicate Agent
+- Name: Bobberunio
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: arthropods
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Nicholas Perry
+  Tier: Syndicate Agent
+- Name: Mathieu Déom
+  Tier: Syndicate Agent
+- Name: merklaw
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Crocs Enthusiast .
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: NetGlitch
+  Tier: Nuclear Operative
+- Name: ThatGuyGW
+  Tier: Nuclear Operative
+- Name: MetalClone
+  Tier: Nuclear Operative
+- Name: dean
+  Tier: Nuclear Operative
+- Name: Await Future
+  Tier: Syndicate Agent
+- Name: Kyle Hipke
+  Tier: Nuclear Operative
+- Name: Daniel Thompson
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+- Name: Acvisy
+  Tier: Nuclear Operative
+- Name: Tomeno
+  Tier: Revolutionary
+
diff --git a/Tools/dump_patrons.ps1 b/Tools/dump_patrons.ps1
index 04cc1f3edf..ea41a95dbf 100755
--- a/Tools/dump_patrons.ps1
+++ b/Tools/dump_patrons.ps1
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 
 param([string]$csvPath)
 
-# Dumps Patreon's CSV download into a JSON file the game reads.
+# Dumps Patreon's CSV download into a YAML file the game reads.
 
 # Have to trim patron names because apparently Patreon doesn't which is quite ridiculous.
-Get-content $csvPath | ConvertFrom-Csv -Delimiter "," | select @{l="Name";e={$_.Name.Trim()}},Tier | ConvertTo-Json -Compress
+Get-content $csvPath | ConvertFrom-Csv -Delimiter "," | select @{l="Name";e={$_.Name.Trim()}},Tier | ConvertTo-Yaml