diff --git a/Content.Client/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUi.cs b/Content.Client/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUi.cs
index d28d3228c9..12b678d5d4 100644
--- a/Content.Client/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUi.cs
+++ b/Content.Client/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUi.cs
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 using Content.Client.UserInterface.Fragments;
+using Content.Shared.CartridgeLoader;
 using Content.Shared.CartridgeLoader.Cartridges;
 using Robust.Client.UserInterface;
 
@@ -13,16 +14,23 @@ public sealed partial class LogProbeUi : UIFragment
         return _fragment!;
     }
 
-    public override void Setup(BoundUserInterface userInterface, EntityUid? fragmentOwner)
+    public override void Setup(BoundUserInterface ui, EntityUid? fragmentOwner)
     {
         _fragment = new LogProbeUiFragment();
+
+        _fragment.OnPrintPressed += () =>
+        {
+            var ev = new LogProbePrintMessage();
+            var message = new CartridgeUiMessage(ev);
+            ui.SendMessage(message);
+        };
     }
 
     public override void UpdateState(BoundUserInterfaceState state)
     {
-        if (state is not LogProbeUiState logProbeUiState)
+        if (state is not LogProbeUiState cast)
             return;
 
-        _fragment?.UpdateState(logProbeUiState.PulledLogs);
+        _fragment?.UpdateState(cast.EntityName, cast.PulledLogs);
     }
 }
diff --git a/Content.Client/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUiFragment.xaml b/Content.Client/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUiFragment.xaml
index d12fb55cdc..cdbaf7d6ee 100644
--- a/Content.Client/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUiFragment.xaml
+++ b/Content.Client/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUiFragment.xaml
@@ -18,4 +18,9 @@
     <ScrollContainer VerticalExpand="True" HScrollEnabled="True">
         <BoxContainer Orientation="Vertical" Name="ProbedDeviceContainer"/>
     </ScrollContainer>
+    <BoxContainer Orientation="Horizontal" Margin="4 8">
+        <Button Name="PrintButton" HorizontalAlignment="Left" Text="{Loc 'log-probe-print-button'}" Disabled="True"/>
+        <BoxContainer HorizontalExpand="True"/>
+        <Label Name="EntityName" Align="Right"/>
+    </BoxContainer>
 </cartridges:LogProbeUiFragment>
diff --git a/Content.Client/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUiFragment.xaml.cs b/Content.Client/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUiFragment.xaml.cs
index b22e0bc196..d9569bd11d 100644
--- a/Content.Client/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUiFragment.xaml.cs
+++ b/Content.Client/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUiFragment.xaml.cs
@@ -8,17 +8,24 @@ namespace Content.Client.CartridgeLoader.Cartridges;
 [GenerateTypedNameReferences]
 public sealed partial class LogProbeUiFragment : BoxContainer
 {
+    /// <summary>
+    /// Action invoked when the print button gets pressed.
+    /// </summary>
+    public Action? OnPrintPressed;
+
     public LogProbeUiFragment()
     {
         RobustXamlLoader.Load(this);
+
+        PrintButton.OnPressed += _ => OnPrintPressed?.Invoke();
     }
 
-    public void UpdateState(List<PulledAccessLog> logs)
+    public void UpdateState(string name, List<PulledAccessLog> logs)
     {
-        ProbedDeviceContainer.RemoveAllChildren();
+        EntityName.Text = name;
+        PrintButton.Disabled = string.IsNullOrEmpty(name);
 
-        //Reverse the list so the oldest entries appear at the bottom
-        logs.Reverse();
+        ProbedDeviceContainer.RemoveAllChildren();
 
         var count =  1;
         foreach (var log in logs)
diff --git a/Content.Server/CartridgeLoader/CartridgeLoaderSystem.cs b/Content.Server/CartridgeLoader/CartridgeLoaderSystem.cs
index 98df7e2c50..8637e44e62 100644
--- a/Content.Server/CartridgeLoader/CartridgeLoaderSystem.cs
+++ b/Content.Server/CartridgeLoader/CartridgeLoaderSystem.cs
@@ -427,6 +427,7 @@ public sealed class CartridgeLoaderSystem : SharedCartridgeLoaderSystem
     private void OnUiMessage(EntityUid uid, CartridgeLoaderComponent component, CartridgeUiMessage args)
     {
         var cartridgeEvent = args.MessageEvent;
+        cartridgeEvent.User = args.Actor;
         cartridgeEvent.LoaderUid = GetNetEntity(uid);
         cartridgeEvent.Actor = args.Actor;
 
diff --git a/Content.Server/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeCartridgeComponent.cs b/Content.Server/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeCartridgeComponent.cs
index cfa92dd67f..659433de36 100644
--- a/Content.Server/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeCartridgeComponent.cs
+++ b/Content.Server/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeCartridgeComponent.cs
@@ -1,12 +1,21 @@
 using Content.Shared.CartridgeLoader.Cartridges;
+using Content.Shared.Paper;
 using Robust.Shared.Audio;
+using Robust.Shared.Prototypes;
+using Robust.Shared.Serialization.TypeSerializers.Implementations.Custom;
 
 namespace Content.Server.CartridgeLoader.Cartridges;
 
-[RegisterComponent]
-[Access(typeof(LogProbeCartridgeSystem))]
+[RegisterComponent, Access(typeof(LogProbeCartridgeSystem))]
+[AutoGenerateComponentPause]
 public sealed partial class LogProbeCartridgeComponent : Component
 {
+    /// <summary>
+    /// The name of the scanned entity, sent to clients when they open the UI.
+    /// </summary>
+    [DataField]
+    public string EntityName = string.Empty;
+
     /// <summary>
     /// The list of pulled access logs
     /// </summary>
@@ -18,4 +27,25 @@ public sealed partial class LogProbeCartridgeComponent : Component
     /// </summary>
     [DataField, ViewVariables(VVAccess.ReadWrite)]
     public SoundSpecifier SoundScan = new SoundPathSpecifier("/Audio/Machines/scan_finish.ogg");
+
+    /// <summary>
+    /// Paper to spawn when printing logs.
+    /// </summary>
+    [DataField]
+    public EntProtoId<PaperComponent> PaperPrototype = "PaperAccessLogs";
+
+    [DataField]
+    public SoundSpecifier PrintSound = new SoundPathSpecifier("/Audio/Machines/diagnoser_printing.ogg");
+
+    /// <summary>
+    /// How long you have to wait before printing logs again.
+    /// </summary>
+    [DataField]
+    public TimeSpan PrintCooldown = TimeSpan.FromSeconds(5);
+
+    /// <summary>
+    /// When anyone is allowed to spawn another printout.
+    /// </summary>
+    [DataField(customTypeSerializer: typeof(TimeOffsetSerializer)), AutoPausedField]
+    public TimeSpan NextPrintAllowed = TimeSpan.Zero;
 }
diff --git a/Content.Server/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeCartridgeSystem.cs b/Content.Server/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeCartridgeSystem.cs
index f5ccea9590..ac5c0baa54 100644
--- a/Content.Server/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeCartridgeSystem.cs
+++ b/Content.Server/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeCartridgeSystem.cs
@@ -1,25 +1,40 @@
 using Content.Shared.Access.Components;
+using Content.Shared.Administration.Logs;
 using Content.Shared.Audio;
 using Content.Shared.CartridgeLoader;
 using Content.Shared.CartridgeLoader.Cartridges;
+using Content.Shared.Database;
+using Content.Shared.Hands.EntitySystems;
+using Content.Shared.Labels.EntitySystems;
+using Content.Shared.Paper;
 using Content.Shared.Popups;
 using Robust.Shared.Audio.Systems;
 using Robust.Shared.Random;
+using Robust.Shared.Timing;
+using System.Text;
 
 namespace Content.Server.CartridgeLoader.Cartridges;
 
 public sealed class LogProbeCartridgeSystem : EntitySystem
 {
+    [Dependency] private readonly CartridgeLoaderSystem _cartridge = default!;
+    [Dependency] private readonly IGameTiming _timing = default!;
     [Dependency] private readonly IRobustRandom _random = default!;
-    [Dependency] private readonly CartridgeLoaderSystem? _cartridgeLoaderSystem = default!;
-    [Dependency] private readonly SharedPopupSystem _popupSystem = default!;
-    [Dependency] private readonly SharedAudioSystem _audioSystem = default!;
+    [Dependency] private readonly ISharedAdminLogManager _adminLogger = default!;
+    [Dependency] private readonly SharedAudioSystem _audio = default!;
+    [Dependency] private readonly SharedHandsSystem _hands = default!;
+    [Dependency] private readonly SharedLabelSystem _label = default!;
+    [Dependency] private readonly SharedPopupSystem _popup = default!;
+    [Dependency] private readonly SharedTransformSystem _transform = default!;
+    [Dependency] private readonly PaperSystem _paper = default!;
 
     public override void Initialize()
     {
         base.Initialize();
+
         SubscribeLocalEvent<LogProbeCartridgeComponent, CartridgeUiReadyEvent>(OnUiReady);
         SubscribeLocalEvent<LogProbeCartridgeComponent, CartridgeAfterInteractEvent>(AfterInteract);
+        SubscribeLocalEvent<LogProbeCartridgeComponent, CartridgeMessageEvent>(OnMessage);
     }
 
     /// <summary>
@@ -37,9 +52,10 @@ public sealed class LogProbeCartridgeSystem : EntitySystem
             return;
 
         //Play scanning sound with slightly randomized pitch
-        _audioSystem.PlayEntity(ent.Comp.SoundScan, args.InteractEvent.User, target, AudioHelpers.WithVariation(0.25f, _random));
-        _popupSystem.PopupCursor(Loc.GetString("log-probe-scan", ("device", target)), args.InteractEvent.User);
+        _audio.PlayEntity(ent.Comp.SoundScan, args.InteractEvent.User, target, AudioHelpers.WithVariation(0.25f, _random));
+        _popup.PopupCursor(Loc.GetString("log-probe-scan", ("device", target)), args.InteractEvent.User);
 
+        ent.Comp.EntityName = Name(target);
         ent.Comp.PulledAccessLogs.Clear();
 
         foreach (var accessRecord in accessReaderComponent.AccessLog)
@@ -52,6 +68,9 @@ public sealed class LogProbeCartridgeSystem : EntitySystem
             ent.Comp.PulledAccessLogs.Add(log);
         }
 
+        // Reverse the list so the oldest is at the bottom
+        ent.Comp.PulledAccessLogs.Reverse();
+
         UpdateUiState(ent, args.Loader);
     }
 
@@ -63,9 +82,49 @@ public sealed class LogProbeCartridgeSystem : EntitySystem
         UpdateUiState(ent, args.Loader);
     }
 
+    private void OnMessage(Entity<LogProbeCartridgeComponent> ent, ref CartridgeMessageEvent args)
+    {
+        if (args is LogProbePrintMessage cast)
+            PrintLogs(ent, cast.User);
+    }
+
+    private void PrintLogs(Entity<LogProbeCartridgeComponent> ent, EntityUid user)
+    {
+        if (string.IsNullOrEmpty(ent.Comp.EntityName))
+            return;
+
+        if (_timing.CurTime < ent.Comp.NextPrintAllowed)
+            return;
+
+        ent.Comp.NextPrintAllowed = _timing.CurTime + ent.Comp.PrintCooldown;
+
+        var paper = Spawn(ent.Comp.PaperPrototype, _transform.GetMapCoordinates(user));
+        _label.Label(paper, ent.Comp.EntityName); // label it for easy identification
+
+        _audio.PlayEntity(ent.Comp.PrintSound, user, paper);
+        _hands.PickupOrDrop(user, paper, checkActionBlocker: false);
+
+        // generate the actual printout text
+        var builder = new StringBuilder();
+        builder.AppendLine(Loc.GetString("log-probe-printout-device", ("name", ent.Comp.EntityName)));
+        builder.AppendLine(Loc.GetString("log-probe-printout-header"));
+        var number = 1;
+        foreach (var log in ent.Comp.PulledAccessLogs)
+        {
+            var time = TimeSpan.FromSeconds(Math.Truncate(log.Time.TotalSeconds)).ToString();
+            builder.AppendLine(Loc.GetString("log-probe-printout-entry", ("number", number), ("time", time), ("accessor", log.Accessor)));
+            number++;
+        }
+
+        var paperComp = Comp<PaperComponent>(paper);
+        _paper.SetContent((paper, paperComp), builder.ToString());
+
+        _adminLogger.Add(LogType.EntitySpawn, LogImpact.Low, $"{ToPrettyString(user):user} printed out LogProbe logs ({paper}) of {ent.Comp.EntityName}");
+    }
+
     private void UpdateUiState(Entity<LogProbeCartridgeComponent> ent, EntityUid loaderUid)
     {
-        var state = new LogProbeUiState(ent.Comp.PulledAccessLogs);
-        _cartridgeLoaderSystem?.UpdateCartridgeUiState(loaderUid, state);
+        var state = new LogProbeUiState(ent.Comp.EntityName, ent.Comp.PulledAccessLogs);
+        _cartridge.UpdateCartridgeUiState(loaderUid, state);
     }
 }
diff --git a/Content.Shared/CartridgeLoader/CartridgeUiMessage.cs b/Content.Shared/CartridgeLoader/CartridgeUiMessage.cs
index 31ac8bd2d0..7d02a4944e 100644
--- a/Content.Shared/CartridgeLoader/CartridgeUiMessage.cs
+++ b/Content.Shared/CartridgeLoader/CartridgeUiMessage.cs
@@ -16,6 +16,8 @@ public sealed class CartridgeUiMessage : BoundUserInterfaceMessage
 [Serializable, NetSerializable]
 public abstract class CartridgeMessageEvent : EntityEventArgs
 {
+    [NonSerialized]
+    public EntityUid User;
     public NetEntity LoaderUid;
 
     [NonSerialized]
diff --git a/Content.Shared/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbePrintMessage.cs b/Content.Shared/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbePrintMessage.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..50097422fb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Shared/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbePrintMessage.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+using Robust.Shared.Serialization;
+
+namespace Content.Shared.CartridgeLoader.Cartridges;
+
+[Serializable, NetSerializable]
+public sealed class LogProbePrintMessage : CartridgeMessageEvent;
diff --git a/Content.Shared/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUiState.cs b/Content.Shared/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUiState.cs
index fa3c42cf4d..b83967ec32 100644
--- a/Content.Shared/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUiState.cs
+++ b/Content.Shared/CartridgeLoader/Cartridges/LogProbeUiState.cs
@@ -5,13 +5,19 @@ namespace Content.Shared.CartridgeLoader.Cartridges;
 [Serializable, NetSerializable]
 public sealed class LogProbeUiState : BoundUserInterfaceState
 {
+    /// <summary>
+    /// The name of the scanned entity.
+    /// </summary>
+    public string EntityName;
+
     /// <summary>
     /// The list of probed network devices
     /// </summary>
     public List<PulledAccessLog> PulledLogs;
 
-    public LogProbeUiState(List<PulledAccessLog> pulledLogs)
+    public LogProbeUiState(string entityName, List<PulledAccessLog> pulledLogs)
     {
+        EntityName = entityName;
         PulledLogs = pulledLogs;
     }
 }
diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/cartridge-loader/cartridges.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/cartridge-loader/cartridges.ftl
index ceeac1be3c..278e70286e 100644
--- a/Resources/Locale/en-US/cartridge-loader/cartridges.ftl
+++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/cartridge-loader/cartridges.ftl
@@ -19,6 +19,10 @@ log-probe-scan = Downloaded logs from {$device}!
 log-probe-label-time = Time
 log-probe-label-accessor = Accessed by
 log-probe-label-number = #
+log-probe-print-button = Print Logs
+log-probe-printout-device = Scanned Device: {$name}
+log-probe-printout-header = Latest logs:
+log-probe-printout-entry = #{$number} / {$time} / {$accessor}
 
 astro-nav-program-name = AstroNav
 
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Devices/forensic_scanner.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Devices/forensic_scanner.yml
index 3b7b32017e..73e283c27a 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Devices/forensic_scanner.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Devices/forensic_scanner.yml
@@ -57,3 +57,13 @@
   - type: GuideHelp
     guides:
     - Forensics
+
+- type: entity
+  parent: ForensicReportPaper
+  id: PaperAccessLogs
+  name: access logs
+  description: A printout from the detective's trusty LogProbe.
+  components:
+  - type: PaperVisuals
+    headerImagePath: null
+    headerMargin: 0.0, 0.0, 0.0, 0.0