diff --git a/Content.Server/Speech/Components/GermanAccentComponent.cs b/Content.Server/Speech/Components/GermanAccentComponent.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..4f387d1e01
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Server/Speech/Components/GermanAccentComponent.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+namespace Content.Server.Speech.Components;
+
+[RegisterComponent]
+public sealed partial class GermanAccentComponent : Component;
diff --git a/Content.Server/Speech/EntitySystems/GermanAccentSystem.cs b/Content.Server/Speech/EntitySystems/GermanAccentSystem.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..1973d38afb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Server/Speech/EntitySystems/GermanAccentSystem.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,85 @@
+using System.Text;
+using Content.Server.Speech.Components;
+using Robust.Shared.Random;
+using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
+
+namespace Content.Server.Speech.EntitySystems;
+
+public sealed class GermanAccentSystem : EntitySystem
+{
+    [Dependency] private readonly IRobustRandom _random = default!;
+    [Dependency] private readonly ReplacementAccentSystem _replacement = default!;
+
+    private static readonly Regex RegexTh = new(@"(?<=\s|^)th", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
+    private static readonly Regex RegexThe = new(@"(?<=\s|^)the(?=\s|$)", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
+
+    public override void Initialize()
+    {
+        SubscribeLocalEvent<GermanAccentComponent, AccentGetEvent>(OnAccent);
+    }
+
+    public string Accentuate(string message)
+    {
+        var msg = message;
+
+        // rarely, "the" should become "das" instead of "ze"
+        // TODO: The ReplacementAccentSystem should have random replacements this built-in.
+        foreach (Match match in RegexThe.Matches(msg))
+        {
+            if (_random.Prob(0.3f))
+            {
+                // just shift T, H and E over to D, A and S to preserve capitalization
+                msg = msg.Substring(0, match.Index) +
+                      (char)(msg[match.Index] - 16) +
+                      (char)(msg[match.Index + 1] - 7) +
+                      (char)(msg[match.Index + 2] + 14) +
+                      msg.Substring(match.Index + 3);
+            }
+        }
+
+        // now, apply word replacements
+        msg = _replacement.ApplyReplacements(msg, "german");
+
+        // replace th with zh (for zhis, zhat, etc. the => ze is handled by replacements already)
+        var msgBuilder = new StringBuilder(msg);
+        foreach (Match match in RegexTh.Matches(msg))
+        {
+            // just shift the T over to a Z to preserve capitalization
+            msgBuilder[match.Index] = (char) (msgBuilder[match.Index] + 6);
+        }
+
+        // Random Umlaut Time! (The joke outweighs the emotional damage this inflicts on actual Germans)
+        var umlautCooldown = 0;
+        for (var i = 0; i < msgBuilder.Length; i++)
+        {
+            if (umlautCooldown == 0)
+            {
+                if (_random.Prob(0.1f)) // 10% of all eligible vowels become umlauts)
+                {
+                    msgBuilder[i] = msgBuilder[i] switch
+                    {
+                        'A' => 'Ä',
+                        'a' => 'ä',
+                        'O' => 'Ö',
+                        'o' => 'ö',
+                        'U' => 'Ü',
+                        'u' => 'ü',
+                        _ => msgBuilder[i]
+                    };
+                    umlautCooldown = 4;
+                }
+            }
+            else
+            {
+                umlautCooldown--;
+            }
+        }
+
+        return msgBuilder.ToString();
+    }
+
+    private void OnAccent(Entity<GermanAccentComponent> ent, ref AccentGetEvent args)
+    {
+        args.Message = Accentuate(args.Message);
+    }
+}
diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/accent/german.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/accent/german.ftl
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..ccb57ba714
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/accent/german.ftl
@@ -0,0 +1,199 @@
+accent-german-words-1 = yes
+accent-german-words-1-2 = yea
+accent-german-words-replace-1 = ja
+
+accent-german-words-2 = no
+accent-german-words-replace-2 = nein
+
+accent-german-words-3 = the
+accent-german-words-replace-3 = ze
+
+accent-german-words-4 = shit
+accent-german-words-replace-4 = scheisse
+
+accent-german-words-5 = sausage
+accent-german-words-replace-5 = wurst
+
+accent-german-words-6 = sausages
+accent-german-words-replace-6 = würste
+
+accent-german-words-7 = man
+accent-german-words-replace-7 = mann
+
+accent-german-words-8 = men
+accent-german-words-replace-8 = männer
+
+accent-german-words-9 = woman
+accent-german-words-9-2 = lady
+accent-german-words-replace-9 = frau
+
+accent-german-words-10 = women
+accent-german-words-10-2 = ladies
+accent-german-words-replace-10 = frauen
+
+accent-german-words-11 = gentleman
+accent-german-words-replace-11 = herr
+
+accent-german-words-12 = gentlemen
+accent-german-words-replace-12 = herren
+
+accent-german-words-13 = my god
+accent-german-words-replace-13 = mein gott
+
+accent-german-words-14 = my
+accent-german-words-replace-14 = mein
+
+accent-german-words-15 = here
+accent-german-words-replace-15 = hier
+
+accent-german-words-16 = idiot
+accent-german-words-replace-16 = dummkopf
+
+accent-german-words-17 = idiots
+accent-german-words-replace-17 = dummköpfe
+
+accent-german-words-18 = butterfly
+accent-german-words-replace-18 = schmetterling
+
+accent-german-words-19 = machine
+accent-german-words-replace-19 = maschine
+
+accent-german-words-20 = machines
+accent-german-words-replace-20 = maschinen
+
+accent-german-words-21 = watch out
+accent-german-words-replace-21 = achtung
+
+accent-german-words-22 = music
+accent-german-words-replace-22 = musik
+
+accent-german-words-23 = captain
+accent-german-words-replace-23 = kapitän
+
+accent-german-words-24 = kebab
+accent-german-words-replace-24 = döner
+
+accent-german-words-25 = mouse
+accent-german-words-replace-25 = maus
+
+accent-german-words-26 = what
+accent-german-words-replace-26 = wat
+
+accent-german-words-27 = thank you
+accent-german-words-replace-27 = dankeschön
+
+accent-german-words-28 = thanks
+accent-german-words-replace-28 = danke
+
+accent-german-words-29 = bless you
+accent-german-words-replace-29 = gesundheit
+
+accent-german-words-30 = flamethrower
+accent-german-words-replace-30 = flammenwerfer
+
+accent-german-words-31 = ghost
+accent-german-words-replace-31 = poltergeist
+
+accent-german-words-32 = weed
+accent-german-words-32-2 = cabbage
+accent-german-words-replace-32 = kraut
+
+accent-german-words-33 = vodka
+accent-german-words-replace-33 = wodka
+
+accent-german-words-34 = backpack
+accent-german-words-replace-34 = rucksack
+
+accent-german-words-35 = medicine
+accent-german-words-replace-35 = medizin
+
+accent-german-words-36 = accent
+accent-german-words-replace-36 = akzent
+
+accent-german-words-37 = anomaly
+accent-german-words-replace-37 = anomalie
+
+accent-german-words-38 = artifact
+accent-german-words-38-2 = artefact
+accent-german-words-replace-38 = artefakt
+
+accent-german-words-39 = dumb
+accent-german-words-replace-39 = dumm
+
+accent-german-words-40 = stupid
+accent-german-words-replace-40 = doof
+
+accent-german-words-41 = wonderful
+accent-german-words-replace-41 = wunderbar
+
+accent-german-words-42 = warning
+accent-german-words-replace-42 = warnung
+
+accent-german-words-43 = warnings
+accent-german-words-replace-43 = warnungen
+
+accent-german-words-44 = and
+accent-german-words-replace-44 = und
+
+accent-german-words-45 = carp
+accent-german-words-replace-45 = karpfen
+
+accent-german-words-46 = commander
+accent-german-words-replace-46 = kommandant
+
+accent-german-words-47 = beer
+accent-german-words-47-2 = beers
+accent-german-words-replace-47 = bier
+
+accent-german-words-48 = hi
+accent-german-words-replace-48 = hallo
+
+accent-german-words-49 = hello
+accent-german-words-replace-49 = guten Tag
+
+accent-german-words-50 = ambulance
+accent-german-words-replace-50 = krankenwagen
+
+accent-german-words-51 = goodbye
+accent-german-words-replace-51 = auf Wiedersehen
+
+accent-german-words-52 = bye
+accent-german-words-replace-52 = tschüss
+
+accent-german-words-53 = bye bye
+accent-german-words-53-2 = bye-bye
+accent-german-words-replace-53 = tschau
+
+accent-german-words-54 = fantastic
+accent-german-words-replace-54 = fantastisch
+
+accent-german-words-55 = changeling
+accent-german-words-replace-55 = doppelgänger
+
+accent-german-words-56 = forbidden
+accent-german-words-56-2 = prohibited
+accent-german-words-56-3 = banned
+accent-german-words-replace-56 = verboten
+
+accent-german-words-57 = quick
+accent-german-words-57-2 = quickly
+accent-german-words-replace-57 = schnell
+
+accent-german-words-58 = hospital
+accent-german-words-replace-58 = krankenhaus
+
+accent-german-words-59 = tesla coil
+accent-german-words-replace-59 = tesla coil
+
+accent-german-words-60 = tesla coils
+accent-german-words-replace-60 = tesla coils
+
+accent-german-words-61 = teslaloose
+accent-german-words-61-2 = tesloose
+accent-german-words-61-3 = lightning ball
+accent-german-words-61-4 = ball lightning
+accent-german-words-61-5 = tesla
+accent-german-words-replace-61 = kugelblitz
+
+accent-german-words-62 = car
+accent-german-words-replace-62 = auto
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/traits/traits.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/traits/traits.ftl
index d9f09cc68a..8e3b189216 100644
--- a/Resources/Locale/en-US/traits/traits.ftl
+++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/traits/traits.ftl
@@ -48,5 +48,8 @@ trait-liar-desc = You can hardly bring yourself to tell the truth. Sometimes you
 trait-cowboy-name = Cowboy accent
 trait-cowboy-desc = You speak with a distinct cowboy accent!
 
+trait-german-name = German accent
+trait-german-desc = You seem to come from space Germany.
+
 trait-italian-name = Italian accent
-trait-italian-desc = Mamma mia! You seem to have lived in space italy!
+trait-italian-desc = Mamma mia! You seem to have lived in space Italy!
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Accents/word_replacements.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Accents/word_replacements.yml
index ae42d67da8..b93c2cfd5c 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Accents/word_replacements.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Accents/word_replacements.yml
@@ -486,6 +486,85 @@
     liar-word-41: liar-word-replacement-41
     liar-word-42: liar-word-replacement-42
 
+- type: accent
+  id: german
+  wordReplacements:
+    accent-german-words-1: accent-german-words-replace-1
+    accent-german-words-1-2: accent-german-words-replace-1
+    accent-german-words-2: accent-german-words-replace-2
+    accent-german-words-3: accent-german-words-replace-3
+    accent-german-words-4: accent-german-words-replace-4
+    accent-german-words-5: accent-german-words-replace-5
+    accent-german-words-6: accent-german-words-replace-6
+    accent-german-words-7: accent-german-words-replace-7
+    accent-german-words-8: accent-german-words-replace-8
+    accent-german-words-9: accent-german-words-replace-9
+    accent-german-words-9-2: accent-german-words-replace-9
+    accent-german-words-10: accent-german-words-replace-10
+    accent-german-words-10-2: accent-german-words-replace-10
+    accent-german-words-11: accent-german-words-replace-11
+    accent-german-words-12: accent-german-words-replace-12
+    accent-german-words-13: accent-german-words-replace-13
+    accent-german-words-14: accent-german-words-replace-14
+    accent-german-words-15: accent-german-words-replace-15
+    accent-german-words-16: accent-german-words-replace-16
+    accent-german-words-17: accent-german-words-replace-17
+    accent-german-words-18: accent-german-words-replace-18
+    accent-german-words-19: accent-german-words-replace-19
+    accent-german-words-20: accent-german-words-replace-20
+    accent-german-words-21: accent-german-words-replace-21
+    accent-german-words-22: accent-german-words-replace-22
+    accent-german-words-23: accent-german-words-replace-23
+    accent-german-words-24: accent-german-words-replace-24
+    accent-german-words-25: accent-german-words-replace-25
+    accent-german-words-26: accent-german-words-replace-26
+    accent-german-words-27: accent-german-words-replace-27
+    accent-german-words-28: accent-german-words-replace-28
+    accent-german-words-29: accent-german-words-replace-29
+    accent-german-words-30: accent-german-words-replace-30
+    accent-german-words-31: accent-german-words-replace-31
+    accent-german-words-32: accent-german-words-replace-32
+    accent-german-words-32-2: accent-german-words-replace-32
+    accent-german-words-33: accent-german-words-replace-33
+    accent-german-words-34: accent-german-words-replace-34
+    accent-german-words-35: accent-german-words-replace-35
+    accent-german-words-36: accent-german-words-replace-36
+    accent-german-words-37: accent-german-words-replace-37
+    accent-german-words-38: accent-german-words-replace-38
+    accent-german-words-38-2: accent-german-words-replace-38
+    accent-german-words-39: accent-german-words-replace-39
+    accent-german-words-40: accent-german-words-replace-40
+    accent-german-words-41: accent-german-words-replace-41
+    accent-german-words-42: accent-german-words-replace-42
+    accent-german-words-43: accent-german-words-replace-43
+    accent-german-words-44: accent-german-words-replace-44
+    accent-german-words-45: accent-german-words-replace-45
+    accent-german-words-46: accent-german-words-replace-46
+    accent-german-words-47: accent-german-words-replace-47
+    accent-german-words-47-2: accent-german-words-replace-47
+    accent-german-words-48: accent-german-words-replace-48
+    accent-german-words-49: accent-german-words-replace-49
+    accent-german-words-50: accent-german-words-replace-50
+    accent-german-words-51: accent-german-words-replace-51
+    accent-german-words-52: accent-german-words-replace-52
+    accent-german-words-53: accent-german-words-replace-53
+    accent-german-words-53-2: accent-german-words-replace-53
+    accent-german-words-54: accent-german-words-replace-54
+    accent-german-words-55: accent-german-words-replace-55
+    accent-german-words-56: accent-german-words-replace-56
+    accent-german-words-56-2: accent-german-words-replace-56
+    accent-german-words-56-3: accent-german-words-replace-56
+    accent-german-words-57: accent-german-words-replace-57
+    accent-german-words-57-2: accent-german-words-replace-57
+    accent-german-words-58: accent-german-words-replace-58
+    accent-german-words-59: accent-german-words-replace-59
+    accent-german-words-60: accent-german-words-replace-60
+    accent-german-words-61: accent-german-words-replace-61
+    accent-german-words-61-2: accent-german-words-replace-61
+    accent-german-words-61-3: accent-german-words-replace-61
+    accent-german-words-61-4: accent-german-words-replace-61
+    accent-german-words-62: accent-german-words-replace-62
+
 - type: accent
   id: russian
   wordReplacements:
@@ -496,4 +575,4 @@
     accent-russian-words-3-3: accent-russian-words-replace-3
     accent-russian-words-4: accent-russian-words-replace-4
     accent-russian-words-5: accent-russian-words-replace-5
-    accent-russian-words-6: accent-russian-words-replace-6
\ No newline at end of file
+    accent-russian-words-6: accent-russian-words-replace-6
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Traits/speech.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Traits/speech.yml
index 961a53023b..e5869a4afc 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Traits/speech.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Traits/speech.yml
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@
   category: SpeechTraits
   cost: 1
   components:
-    - type: SouthernAccent
+  - type: SouthernAccent
 
 - type: trait
   id: PirateAccent
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
   category: SpeechTraits
   cost: 1
   components:
-    - type: PirateAccent
+  - type: PirateAccent
 
 - type: trait
   id: CowboyAccent
@@ -41,8 +41,17 @@
   category: SpeechTraits
   cost: 1
   components:
-    - type: ReplacementAccent
-      accent: cowboy
+  - type: ReplacementAccent
+    accent: cowboy
+
+- type: trait
+  id: GermanAccent
+  name: trait-german-name
+  description: trait-german-desc
+  category: SpeechTraits
+  cost: 1
+  components:
+  - type: GermanAccent
 
 - type: trait
   id: ItalianAccent
@@ -51,8 +60,8 @@
   category: SpeechTraits
   cost: 1
   components:
-    - type: ReplacementAccent
-      accent: italian
+  - type: ReplacementAccent
+    accent: italian
 
 - type: trait
   id: Liar
@@ -61,8 +70,8 @@
   category: SpeechTraits
   cost: 1
   components:
-    - type: ReplacementAccent
-      accent: liar
+  - type: ReplacementAccent
+    accent: liar
 
 # 2 Cost
 
@@ -73,11 +82,11 @@
   category: SpeechTraits
   cost: 2
   components:
-    - type: StutteringAccent
-      matchRandomProb: 0.1
-      fourRandomProb: 0
-      threeRandomProb: 0
-      cutRandomProb: 0
+  - type: StutteringAccent
+    matchRandomProb: 0.1
+    fourRandomProb: 0
+    threeRandomProb: 0
+    cutRandomProb: 0
 
 - type: trait
   id: FrontalLisp
@@ -86,4 +95,4 @@
   category: SpeechTraits
   cost: 2
   components:
-    - type: FrontalLisp
+  - type: FrontalLisp