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-# .profile
+# Welcome
+Hi, I'm Lua. I'm friends with the guys that run the site.
 
+If you:
+- [are looking for buddyboard](https://git.tbdpowered.net/jakepaul/buddyboard)
+- [are looking to email me](mailto:gayretard@tbdpowered.net)
+- [want to check out my website](https://iilwy.nekoweb.org)
+- [want to know what I listen to](https://last.fm/user/sspct)
+- [want to read my (public-facing) journal](https://git.tbdpowered.net/jakepaul/diary)